Further evidence of cultural decline…

Text from the website of a local pet grooming salon (I kid you not, but I just can’t bring myself to give you the link…)

* Along with full service grooming, we also offer:
* Toe grinding
* Tooth brushing
* Deshidding service
* Dematting and hand scissoring

* And for those who like to walk on the wild side, we also offer: And nail polishing

* We have collars, leads, pet jackets, toys, treats, basic grooming items and more!

* We have supper senoir discounts, regular client discunts, referral rewards, and seeing-eye, search and rescue dogs get free nail trims or tooth brushing!

We use Espree products! All natural, humin ingreadiants . no animal testing! You can see & feel the difference in qualty shampoos and conditioners!


5 Responses to “Further evidence of cultural decline…”

  1. 1 cminor May 14, 2007 at 10:38 pm

    One that really sets my teeth on edge is the use of “formally” for “formerly,” as in “Rent band instruments at Flatt & Sharp’s Music Warehouse, formally Clunky’s Music Shop.” I’ve seen it done more than once.

    I shudder to think what those “humin ingreadiants” might be. Soylent Greenies?

  2. 2 Edmund C. May 14, 2007 at 10:44 pm

    I’m still trying to figure out, hours later, how you can have pet grooming products not tested on animals.

  3. 3 Argent May 15, 2007 at 7:26 pm

    Toe grinding? Oooh, don’t tell PETA…sounds positively medieval.

  4. 4 Argent May 15, 2007 at 7:28 pm

    And de-shidding? My goodness, that sounds obscene….turning red now.

  5. 5 Edmund C. May 16, 2007 at 12:34 am

    I think that’s supposed to be “de-shedding,” but there’s a possibility that an enema might be involved… dunno…

    (and, I see that WordPress’s annoying spam-filter is at work again…y’all are going to see a change in blog venue sometime in the near future)

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