Text from the website of a local pet grooming salon (I kid you not, but I just can’t bring myself to give you the link…)
* Along with full service grooming, we also offer:
* Toe grinding
* Tooth brushing
* Deshidding service
* Dematting and hand scissoring* And for those who like to walk on the wild side, we also offer: And nail polishing
* We have collars, leads, pet jackets, toys, treats, basic grooming items and more!
* We have supper senoir discounts, regular client discunts, referral rewards, and seeing-eye, search and rescue dogs get free nail trims or tooth brushing!
We use Espree products! All natural, humin ingreadiants . no animal testing! You can see & feel the difference in qualty shampoos and conditioners!
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One that really sets my teeth on edge is the use of “formally” for “formerly,” as in “Rent band instruments at Flatt & Sharp’s Music Warehouse, formally Clunky’s Music Shop.” I’ve seen it done more than once.
I shudder to think what those “humin ingreadiants” might be. Soylent Greenies?
I’m still trying to figure out, hours later, how you can have pet grooming products not tested on animals.
Toe grinding? Oooh, don’t tell PETA…sounds positively medieval.
And de-shidding? My goodness, that sounds obscene….turning red now.
I think that’s supposed to be “de-shedding,” but there’s a possibility that an enema might be involved… dunno…
(and, I see that WordPress’s annoying spam-filter is at work again…y’all are going to see a change in blog venue sometime in the near future)